July 2010
14 posts
Did you unfollow me yet?
GOOD CAUSE I BOUGHT A 6-PACK
Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
lucyspetlicks:
derekhuff:
tymethiefslongerthoughts:
Vaginathief (nuff said)
vaginahuff
VaginasPetLicks
vaginastream
(yeah I got rid of like 150 other reblogs what of it)
No but really
(865) 484-6643
Google Voice
911
Good to know that tumblr’s iPhone app is still a piece of crap.
June 2010
1 post
AT&T makes sweeping changes to data plans, iPhone... →
azzman:
Interesting, its not bad but its not good either.
After looking through my old bills and seeing average data use under 100MB, I think I’m going to drop to the $15 plan. I’ve only gone over 200MB once and that was when I was traveling for 10 days and had no wifi available. It sucks for people who want to tether to their laptops and have to pay $45 a month though.
May 2010
6 posts
So I was supposed to close on a house a week from today.
The good news is that the closing is now tomorrow.
The bad news: I can’t move in until Monday, so I have to take a day or two off next week to move instead of getting it done this weekend. And I won’t have a stove until it’s delivered to us in about 2 weeks.
So come on over. And bring me some Wendy’s or something.
Fingers crossed
That house I put an offer in on a few weeks ago fell through. We were outbid by not one, but three other people. However, last week a similar house across the street from the first went up on the market. The offer went in and was accepted by the bank (it’s a foreclosure, but it’s in remarkably good condition, and we have lawyers and inspectors reviewing the fuck out of everything to...
Living on the 9th floor is fun
Until the power is out for the whole morning and you have to run up and down 8 flights of stairs to do something as simple as get coffee.
Happy Mothers Day
You were 20 years old and 300 miles away from your family, just you and your new husband living the life of broke students. Today, 30 years ago, you added a son to that family. After that, life took off and things changed. People came and people went. Things got a lot more complicated. But you always cared, and you always did everything you could for us, and that was all that mattered. Thanks for...
April 2010
3 posts
Just put an offer in on a house. Let’s hope that the sellers don’t laugh too hard and bring back those painful 10th grade memories I mean what?
Fuck I’m gonna be so broke.
REBLOG with your middle name :)
I don’t have a middle name. My parents thought it cost extra.
March 2010
2 posts
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/ →
(via piscesinpurple)
How could I not reblog this?
ShakeWeight →
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t believe this is a real thing.
February 2010
12 posts
┌П┐(^_^)┌П┐
GPOYW or something something
So that killer whale...
My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale.
So hey, we know a famous killer.
Googlism
Just the not-crappy ones…
vinnie is now a socialite
vinnie is moving here
vinnie is now just another out of work dog
vinnie is called to washington to investigate a counterfeiting operation designed to sabotage the japanese
vinnie is hit by a taxi
vinnie is in limelight these days
vinnie is actually one of the funniest people we have met
vinnie is lavinia
vinnie is the central...
something is going to happen: top 5 tips to... →
lose weight. you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home…
Dammit just read the rest.
My Porn Star Name
lloylddaniels:
blueyesbrunet:
Tony De La Vina
This is always puerile fun!
First Pet + Street Name = Porn/Stripper Name
My Result: MISTY BITTERBUSH
Now that I’ve shared my stripper name, what’s yours? Come on. You know the algorithm.
Max Sandy Bottom.
Yeah.
Also
I waited like 2 weeks to write that just to make sure I didn’t jinx myself.
Moving on
So my house sold after some 8 months on the market. We’re supposed to close a month from today. My wife is also getting a new job. It’s in Fort Lauderdale. So it looks like we’re moving back to where we grew up, for the 3rd time since we moved out of our parents’ places. We know the area and we have friends and family there so we’ll be fine.
I’m going to miss...
What I really love about online bill payment is that once I get my paycheck I can watch my bank account drop back to nothing in real-time. Then I go make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Write one leaf about Canada.
(via writeoneleaf)
Maple.
In less than six weeks I’m turning our lives upside down and I sure hope it ends up working out for the better.
January 2010
4 posts
Two more days…
I worked outside of my house the last two days. I’m going out to dinner tonight. I’m going on vacation in a couple of weeks.
Having a life is weird.
A sincere plea
weselec:
For myself, and on behalf of those others fortunate enough to be able to spend some downtime each day browsing the web from work, I beg you: think before you reblog. It’s easy to identify and unfollow those who make trouble for me by posting their own tits. I’d prefer not to worry about people reposting somebody else’s tits too. Link OUT to that stuff, and label it NSFW. Please. This...
If the first 36 hours of this year are any indication, I’m going to be spending a lot of 2010 cleaning up the messes I made in 2009.
December 2009
13 posts
Best of times, worst of times
Worst years for me this decade:
2001 - Got my first failing grade ever in any class, right before I was supposed to graduate.
2002 - Lost my great grandfather on my father’s side one June day.
2003 - Lost my great grandfather on my mother’s side one June day.
2004 - Got fired from a crazy-paying job that killed my self-esteem for a long time, worked at an airport for a while...
GOALS FOR 2010
Have less shit. I don’t need all the crap I have.
Do more shit. Explore the world.
Don’t be such a shithead.
Maybe next year won’t be so full of shit?
It's just stars →
annoyatron:
vinnieme:
Yeah, I made this.
I feel somewhat guilty now. Well, I did write shit about it on my blog, so to speak. It wasn’t really about the stars, more about the bad behavior that came with the chase for more and more stars.
It’s not about you. If it was, I would have bought itsjustswedesinamerica.com.
It's just stars →
Yeah, I made this.
