December 2009
13 posts
Best of times, worst of times
Worst years for me this decade:
2001 - Got my first failing grade ever in any class, right before I was supposed to graduate.
2002 - Lost my great grandfather on my father’s side one June day.
2003 - Lost my great grandfather on my mother’s side one June day.
2004 - Got fired from a crazy-paying job that killed my self-esteem for a long time, worked at an airport for a while...
GOALS FOR 2010
Have less shit. I don’t need all the crap I have.
Do more shit. Explore the world.
Don’t be such a shithead.
Maybe next year won’t be so full of shit?
It's just stars →
annoyatron:
vinnieme:
Yeah, I made this.
I feel somewhat guilty now. Well, I did write shit about it on my blog, so to speak. It wasn’t really about the stars, more about the bad behavior that came with the chase for more and more stars.
It’s not about you. If it was, I would have bought itsjustswedesinamerica.com.
It's just stars →
Yeah, I made this.
Stringing lights up along the palm trees in the...
jorshuwah:
Acceptable extensions to “bro”
brotato
brosef
broner
bromance
brendezvous
Unacceptable extensions to “bro”
Broccoli [this is indistinguishable from the vegetable]
You forgot “brocean” and in the spirit of Hanukkah, “Brosenberg”.
I've figured out how they calculate Tumblarity
jonathaneunice:
zombienice : misterpeace:
No one can figure out this system but it’s much less complicated than you’re making it. Here are the 12 simple rules you have to remember:
Every time you reblog, you’re awarded 10 points.
Every time you post something original, you’re awarded 15 points.
Each time you Like something, you get 5 points.
When someone Likes something you...
Their are a bunch of tyops and errors in this post adn thats OK and itnentional. Its alright if your “pedantic dick” sense isn’t on 100% of the time, most poeple dont care.
Here's a paragraph
I’m almost 30 years old and I still wear sneakers and t-shirts every day. I can remember phone and license plate numbers from 15 years ago but I still have to go online for instructions every time I try to wear a tie. I work from home for one of the top 50 software companies in the world that you’ve never heard of (and in the interests of keeping my job I won’t tell) and...