May 2009
7 posts
Still have no clue how two boys or two girls kissing and wanting to get married affects my heteronormative marriage in any way. Someone please explain this. ?
May 26th
Remember Kids
It’s OK when it’s YOUR style of dick jokes and YOU find it funny, but that OTHER guy’s dick jokes? No way get him the fuck out of here!
May 26th
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OH NO MY TUMBLARITY IS 0!
I WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING OR HAVE ANY FRIENDS BECAUSE MY NUMBER ON A WEBSITE IS LOW.
May 23rd
1 note
“I sure squeezed that lemon!”
May 20th
Catching up
I’m not even gonna try to catch up on tumblr. You guys post too much and it’s mostly interesting, but if I started reading everyone’s old posts now I’d be on the computer all night and that’s boring as hell.
May 20th
How Well Do You Know the US States? →
thedza: glessner: hellamike: rrrrred: biorhythmist: (via fourchirps) 73.1%.  New England was the death of me. 82.8% Wyoming was the only one I was ridiculously off on. Also Hawaii because I didn’t know how to zoom the map out. 414162 points 83.7% - Montana was my biggest legitimate miss, but I missed texas by 1400km because I had to drag back down to the continental US from Alaska...
May 14th
95 notes
ListenGo shorty It’s yo birthday We gonna party...
May 9th
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