June 2009
5 posts
Fully expecting my tumblarity to drop to 0 over the next 10 days. Fully expecting not to care at all either.
Jun 19th
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How much do you owe?
indefensible: lilykily: 1. Smoked pot — $10 2. Did acid — $5 3. Ever had sex at church — $25 ETC <SNIP> $920. $650 for me. Well looks like it’s time to go gay for money.
Jun 16th
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My Top 5 Things I Wanted to Eat Today...
1. Cookies 2. Brownies 3. An omelette with bacon on the side. 4. Hamburger 5. Pizza (imported from my hungry ass to Tumblr)
Jun 8th
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Twitter is serious business?
Seriously, when did everyone start drafting and editing their tweets like it’s some kind of 140 character version of War and Peace? Maybe it’s my own biases/experience talking here but I don’t think about half the shit I say on twitter before I send that text message to 40404, and that randomness is part of what makes it fun for me. Sure, I may bomb some jokes (or most,...
Jun 8th
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Life is
Getting up at 6am to take care of your baby. Starting work an hour early so you can help around the house and get a little time at the gym. Feeling like you could work a million hours a week and still not get everything done. Stopping work at 5 anyway because you have to make dinner and wash diapers. Watching TV, spending some time at the computer instead of interacting with other people. Going to...
Jun 4th
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