February 2010
12 posts
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GPOYW or something something
Feb 25th
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So that killer whale...
My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale. So hey, we know a famous killer.
Feb 25th
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Googlism
Just the not-crappy ones… vinnie is now a socialite vinnie is moving here vinnie is now just another out of work dog vinnie is called to washington to investigate a counterfeiting operation designed to sabotage the japanese vinnie is hit by a taxi vinnie is in limelight these days vinnie is actually one of the funniest people we have met vinnie is lavinia vinnie is the central...
Feb 24th
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something is going to happen: top 5 tips to... →
lose weight. you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home… Dammit just read the rest.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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My Porn Star Name
lloylddaniels: blueyesbrunet: Tony De La Vina This is always puerile fun! First Pet + Street Name = Porn/Stripper Name My Result: MISTY BITTERBUSH Now that I’ve shared my stripper name, what’s yours? Come on. You know the algorithm. Max Sandy Bottom. Yeah.
Feb 19th
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Also
I waited like 2 weeks to write that just to make sure I didn’t jinx myself.
Feb 18th
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Moving on
So my house sold after some 8 months on the market. We’re supposed to close a month from today. My wife is also getting a new job. It’s in Fort Lauderdale. So it looks like we’re moving back to where we grew up, for the 3rd time since we moved out of our parents’ places. We know the area and we have friends and family there so we’ll be fine. I’m going to miss...
Feb 18th
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What I really love about online bill payment is that once I get my paycheck I can watch my bank account drop back to nothing in real-time. Then I go make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Feb 12th
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Write one leaf about Canada.
(via writeoneleaf) Maple.
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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In less than six weeks I’m turning our lives upside down and I sure hope it ends up working out for the better.
Feb 8th
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