the vinnie stream

Mar 09

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/ -

(via piscesinpurple)

How could I not reblog this?

Mar 08

ShakeWeight -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can’t believe this is a real thing.

Feb 24

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GPOYW or something something

So that killer whale...

My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale.

So hey, we know a famous killer.

Googlism

Just the not-crappy ones…

Feb 23

something is going to happen: top 5 tips to something something -

  1. lose weight. you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home…

Dammit just read the rest.

Don’t play with your food.

Don’t play with your food.

Feb 19

My Porn Star Name

lloylddaniels:

blueyesbrunet:

Tony De La Vina

This is always puerile fun!

First Pet + Street Name = Porn/Stripper Name

My Result: MISTY BITTERBUSH

Now that I’ve shared my stripper name, what’s yours? Come on. You know the algorithm.

Max Sandy Bottom.

Yeah.

Feb 17

Also

I waited like 2 weeks to write that just to make sure I didn’t jinx myself.

Moving on

So my house sold after some 8 months on the market. We’re supposed to close a month from today. My wife is also getting a new job. It’s in Fort Lauderdale. So it looks like we’re moving back to where we grew up, for the 3rd time since we moved out of our parents’ places. We know the area and we have friends and family there so we’ll be fine.

I’m going to miss the family I’m leaving behind here in North Carolina, and I’m going to miss the few friends I’ve made here (and don’t get me wrong, the people I’ve met have been pretty awesome), but honestly I’ve always felt a bit like a fish out of water here. Charlotte definitely has some great people and potential to be a great city, but in the end we don’t feel like it’s for us. We’ll still be visiting family every few months anyway.

I hope we’re doing the right thing for our son most of all. We’re doing what we can to make this move as smooth as possible for him, but both parents working probably won’t sit well with him. I hope he gets over it.

Also, since I’ll be living in Broward County, look for me as a witness in upcoming episodes of COPS. And you south Florida people better want to hang out when I decide to leave the house.