the vinnie stream

Mar 09

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/ -

(via piscesinpurple)

How could I not reblog this?

Mar 08

ShakeWeight -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can’t believe this is a real thing.

Feb 24

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GPOYW or something something

So that killer whale...

My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale.

So hey, we know a famous killer.

Googlism

Just the not-crappy ones…

• vinnie is now a socialite
• vinnie is moving here
• vinnie is now just another out of work dog
• vinnie is called to washington to investigate a counterfeiting operation designed to sabotage the japanese
• vinnie is hit by a taxi
• vinnie is in limelight these days
• vinnie is actually one of the funniest people we have met
• vinnie is lavinia
• vinnie is the central figure in the play which takes place in his apartment
• vinnie is notorious for “defying explanation”
• vinnie is a girl’s best friend
• vinnie is largely a document library
• vinnie is obviously warming up
• vinnie is joe pesci
• vinnie is back online and updating this website
• vinnie is ranked as one of the top producing males in the united states
• vinnie is as wild and sleazy as they come while barney is so stuffy he has a system for eating pancakes
• vinnie is only too happy to suck
• vinnie is a thick and beefy guy with some obvious muscles
• vinnie is tutored by judy
• vinnie is #1 for ‘01
• vinnie is our current superstar
• vinnie is that he is super smooth
• vinnie is a mighty hunter and always gets burrs and stuff caught up in his coat
• vinnie is a genius
• vinnie is as mad as a hatter
• vinnie is doing the current tour w/sting
• vinnie is mainly pissed off about his lost buick
• vinnie is all things that fate is
• vinnie is currently in prison awaiting trial
• vinnie is a force to be reckoned with
• vinnie is horrified at the sudden appearance of a random element in her well
• vinnie is now a deluded barfly living in a small town in california
• vinnie is a carefree fellow away from the worries of work
• vinnie is but he sounds like a fukkin idiot
• vinnie is related directly to the mysterious contents of the shoebox
• vinnie is at stud
• vinnie is still haunted by what they did
• vinnie is a trapped man
• vinnie is not pleased with this

Feb 23

something is going to happen: top 5 tips to something something -

1. lose weight. you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home…

Dammit just read the rest.

Don’t play with your food.

Feb 19

My Porn Star Name

lloylddaniels:

blueyesbrunet:

Tony De La Vina

This is always puerile fun!

First Pet + Street Name = Porn/Stripper Name

My Result: MISTY BITTERBUSH

Now that I’ve shared my stripper name, what’s yours? Come on. You know the algorithm.

Max Sandy Bottom.

Yeah.

Feb 17

Also

I waited like 2 weeks to write that just to make sure I didn’t jinx myself.

Moving on

So my house sold after some 8 months on the market. We’re supposed to close a month from today. My wife is also getting a new job. It’s in Fort Lauderdale. So it looks like we’re moving back to where we grew up, for the 3rd time since we moved out of our parents’ places. We know the area and we have friends and family there so we’ll be fine.

I’m going to miss the family I’m leaving behind here in North Carolina, and I’m going to miss the few friends I’ve made here (and don’t get me wrong, the people I’ve met have been pretty awesome), but honestly I’ve always felt a bit like a fish out of water here. Charlotte definitely has some great people and potential to be a great city, but in the end we don’t feel like it’s for us. We’ll still be visiting family every few months anyway.

I hope we’re doing the right thing for our son most of all. We’re doing what we can to make this move as smooth as possible for him, but both parents working probably won’t sit well with him. I hope he gets over it.

Also, since I’ll be living in Broward County, look for me as a witness in upcoming episodes of COPS. And you south Florida people better want to hang out when I decide to leave the house.