So I live on the beach for now. Or at least until we close on a house, which will not be on the beach, so I should enjoy being able to work my two-bit internet based job from the balcony right?
So I live on the beach for now. Or at least until we close on a house, which will not be on the beach, so I should enjoy being able to work my two-bit internet based job from the balcony right?
Just put an offer in on a house. Let’s hope that the sellers don’t laugh too hard and bring back those painful 10th grade memories I mean what?
Fuck I’m gonna be so broke.
I don’t have a middle name. My parents thought it cost extra.
GPOYW or something something
My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale.
So hey, we know a famous killer.
Just the not-crappy ones…
- lose weight. you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home…
Dammit just read the rest.