it’s something.Tumblr (3.0; @vinnieme)http://vinnie.me/<a href="http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/">http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://piscesinpurple.tumblr.com/">piscesinpurple</a>)</p> <p>How could I not reblog this?</p>http://vinnie.me/post/436920680http://vinnie.me/post/436920680Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:52:27 -0500<a href="http://shakeweight.com/">ShakeWeight</a>: <p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p> <p>I can’t believe this is a real thing.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/435758574http://vinnie.me/post/435758574Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:38:53 -0500<p>GPOYW or something something</p>http://vinnie.me/post/410438164http://vinnie.me/post/410438164Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:11:03 -0500<p>My wife and I went to college in Orlando. She volunteered at Sea World for a semester (hey, it was easy extra credit in her Biology class). A few days a week she would head to Sea World at midnight and log the orca whale activity for a few hours. She got THAT whale.</p> <p>So hey, we know a famous killer.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/410130097http://vinnie.me/post/410130097Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:42:06 -0500<p>Just the not-crappy ones… </p> <ul> <li>vinnie is now a socialite</li> <li>vinnie is moving here</li> <li>vinnie is now just another out of work dog</li> <li>vinnie is called to washington to investigate a counterfeiting operation designed to sabotage the japanese</li> <li>vinnie is hit by a taxi</li> <li>vinnie is in limelight these days</li> <li>vinnie is actually one of the funniest people we have met</li> <li>vinnie is lavinia</li> <li>vinnie is the central figure in the play which takes place in his apartment</li> <li>vinnie is notorious for “defying explanation”</li> <li>vinnie is a girl’s best friend</li> <li>vinnie is largely a document library</li> <li>vinnie is obviously warming up</li> <li>vinnie is joe pesci</li> <li>vinnie is back online and updating this website</li> <li>vinnie is ranked as one of the top producing males in the united states</li> <li>vinnie is as wild and sleazy as they come while barney is so stuffy he has a system for eating pancakes</li> <li>vinnie is only too happy to suck</li> <li>vinnie is a thick and beefy guy with some obvious muscles</li> <li>vinnie is tutored by judy</li> <li>vinnie is #1 for ‘01</li> <li>vinnie is our current superstar</li> <li>vinnie is that he is super smooth</li> <li>vinnie is a mighty hunter and always gets burrs and stuff caught up in his coat</li> <li>vinnie is a genius</li> <li>vinnie is as mad as a hatter</li> <li>vinnie is doing the current tour w/sting</li> <li>vinnie is mainly pissed off about his lost buick</li> <li>vinnie is all things that fate is</li> <li>vinnie is currently in prison awaiting trial</li> <li>vinnie is a force to be reckoned with</li> <li>vinnie is horrified at the sudden appearance of a random element in her well</li> <li>vinnie is now a deluded barfly living in a small town in california</li> <li>vinnie is a carefree fellow away from the worries of work</li> <li>vinnie is but he sounds like a fukkin idiot</li> <li>vinnie is related directly to the mysterious contents of the shoebox</li> <li>vinnie is at stud</li> <li>vinnie is still haunted by what they did</li> <li>vinnie is a trapped man</li> <li>vinnie is not pleased with this</li> </ul>http://vinnie.me/post/409562086http://vinnie.me/post/409562086Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:19:45 -0500<a href="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/407994296/top-5-tips-to-something-something">something is going to happen: top 5 tips to something something</a>: <blockquote> <ol> <li> <b>lose weight.</b> you look like a sock full of curdled milk. some people can wear their weight well, but you don’t have the face for that. your only hope of finding love or even a drunken one night stand is to back away from the dinner table. god you make me sick. on second thought just stay home…</li> </ol> </blockquote> <p>Dammit just read the rest.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/408044296http://vinnie.me/post/408044296Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:39:44 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyayqxvNGA1qzod97o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t play with your food.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/407178285http://vinnie.me/post/407178285Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:20:57 -0500<p><a href="http://lloylddaniels.tumblr.com/post/398987147/my-porn-star-name">lloylddaniels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blueyesbrunet.tumblr.com/post/398974066/my-porn-star-name">blueyesbrunet</a>:</p> Tony De La Vina <blockquote> <p>This is always puerile fun!</p> <p>First Pet + Street Name = Porn/Stripper Name</p> <p>My Result: MISTY BITTERBUSH</p> <p>Now that I’ve shared <i>my</i> stripper name, what’s yours? Come on. You know the algorithm.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Max Sandy Bottom.</p> <p>Yeah.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/398993442http://vinnie.me/post/398993442Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:24:23 -0500<p>I waited like 2 weeks to write that just to make sure I didn’t jinx myself.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/395604701http://vinnie.me/post/395604701Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:48:46 -0500<p>So my house sold after some 8 months on the market. We’re supposed to close a month from today. My wife is also getting a new job. It’s in Fort Lauderdale. So it looks like we’re moving back to where we grew up, for the 3rd time since we moved out of our parents’ places. We know the area and we have friends and family there so we’ll be fine.</p> <p>I’m going to miss the family I’m leaving behind here in North Carolina, and I’m going to miss the few friends I’ve made here (and don’t get me wrong, the people I’ve met have been pretty awesome), but honestly I’ve always felt a bit like a fish out of water here. Charlotte definitely has some great people and potential to be a great city, but in the end we don’t feel like it’s for us. We’ll still be visiting family every few months anyway.</p> <p>I hope we’re doing the right thing for our son most of all. We’re doing what we can to make this move as smooth as possible for him, but both parents working probably won’t sit well with him. I hope he gets over it.</p> <p>Also, since I’ll be living in Broward County, look for me as a witness in upcoming episodes of COPS. And you south Florida people better want to hang out when I decide to leave the house.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/395602414http://vinnie.me/post/395602414Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:47:00 -0500<p>What I really love about online bill payment is that once I get my paycheck I can watch my bank account drop back to nothing in real-time. Then I go make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/385545260http://vinnie.me/post/385545260Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:44:13 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://writeoneleaf.tumblr.com/">writeoneleaf</a>)</p> <p>Maple.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/385514054http://vinnie.me/post/385514054Fri, 12 Feb 2010 09:14:09 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp6tt6BCt1qzod97o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I took this picture of Nantucket Sound almost 4 years ago while visiting in-laws. I learned today that it will appear in next month’s issue of Boston Magazine.</p> <p>I could probably do something with this photography thing if I had any ambition at all and a camera that wasn’t obsolete.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/384368433http://vinnie.me/post/384368433Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:08:17 -0500<p>In less than six weeks I’m turning our lives upside down and I sure hope it ends up working out for the better.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/378151631http://vinnie.me/post/378151631Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:41:29 -0500<p>Two more days…</p>http://vinnie.me/post/356950763http://vinnie.me/post/356950763Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:52:18 -0500<p>I worked outside of my house the last two days. I’m going out to dinner tonight. I’m going on vacation in a couple of weeks.</p> <p>Having a life is weird.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/336352158http://vinnie.me/post/336352158Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:25:31 -0500<p><a href="http://weselec.tumblr.com/post/322677777/a-sincere-plea">weselec</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For myself, and on behalf of those others fortunate enough to be able to spend some downtime each day browsing the web from work, I beg you: think before you reblog. It’s easy to identify and unfollow those who make trouble for me by posting their own tits. I’d prefer not to worry about people reposting somebody else’s tits too. Link OUT to that stuff, and label it NSFW. Please. This should be obvious by now.</p> </blockquote> <p>When your blog’s title has a reference to drinking urine I think a stray titty is the least of your problems.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/323344542http://vinnie.me/post/323344542Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:53:24 -0500<p>If the first 36 hours of this year are any indication, I’m going to be spending a lot of 2010 cleaning up the messes I made in 2009.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/313224312http://vinnie.me/post/313224312Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:48:33 -0500<p>Worst years for me this decade:</p> <ul> <li> <b>2001 - </b>Got my first failing grade ever in any class, right before I was supposed to graduate.</li> <li> <b>2002 - </b>Lost my great grandfather on my father’s side one June day.</li> <li> <b>2003 - </b>Lost my great grandfather on my mother’s side one June day.</li> <li> <b>2004 - </b>Got fired from a crazy-paying job that killed my self-esteem for a long time, worked at an airport for a while to make ends meet.</li> <li> <b>2006 - </b>My wife lost her grandfather, who was the only man in her life that wasn’t me and pretty much raised her as his daughter. My dad lost one of his best friends for the previous 20 years to cancer. My family lost the dog we had since I was in 8th grade, also to cancer. </li> <li> <b>2008 - </b>Moved across the country AGAIN to be with family. Realized I moved to a corporate office park vanilla city that I don’t like very much and fucked myself by buying a house 2 months before the financial world went to hell. My family doesn’t understand why I don’t like it here and they probably never will, which to this day creates the tension that I hoped to avoid by moving up here in the first place.</li> <li> <b>2009 - </b>Learning that the true value of a house is what someone is willing to pay for it, as long as there’s someone willing to pay for it, and that doesn’t apply to this house.</li> </ul> <p>Best years for me this decade:</p> <ul> <li> <b>2002 - </b>finished college, got my first “real” job, got my first new-to-anyone car, partied like a rockstar.</li> <li> <b>2004 - </b>got a crazy-paying job (to me anyway), got married, moved across the country without much of a plan and without many cares.</li> <li> <b>2006 - </b>Took a huge risk by moving to Florida without a job lined up and handing in my resignation at my workplace. Rather than accept my resignation, they offered me a deal I couldn’t refuse. Still working there to this day.</li> <li> <b>2007 - </b>Living the dream in sunny south Florida with a telecommuting job and little to worry about.</li> <li> <b>2008 - </b>My kid was born this year. Duh.</li> <li> <b>2009 - </b>Coming to terms with where I live and realizing that even though there’s a lot of stupid shit here, there are a few cool people here that I’ve met and call friends, even if I don’t hang out with them often. Hoping I can change that in 2010.</li> </ul> <p>Yes, I realize that many of my best and worst years are the same years. Life likes to hand me diamonds and lumps of shit at the same time and honestly I prefer it that way. Better than the dull monotony of a flatlining life.</p>http://vinnie.me/post/310135229http://vinnie.me/post/310135229Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:04:00 -0500<ol> <li>Have less shit. I don’t need all the crap I have.</li> <li>Do more shit. Explore the world.</li> <li>Don’t be such a shithead.</li> </ol> <p>Maybe next year won’t be so full of shit?</p>http://vinnie.me/post/309658282http://vinnie.me/post/309658282Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:24:48 -0500